The Cruise
This Review Has Two
Parts
The Ship
The Cruise
By: Tom Ogg
CruiseReviews at aol.com
Wednesday, August 19th, 2009; Los Angeles
Since there were 5 of us cruising together, we decided
to stay in Los Angeles near the airport so that we could
get up in plenty of time to make our early morning
flight to Anchorage. We found that the Hacienda Hotel on
Sepulveda Blvd just south of the airport (http://www.haciendahotel.com)
offered 14-days of free parking and a shuttle to and
from the airport, so we booked ourselves there. The room
rate was actually less than our parking would have been,
even in parking lot “C” (the long term lot at LAX) This
is quite a find, as the lot that one parks in is
completely secure. The hotel will even valet your car
for you on the way to and also from the airport. This
makes it quite convenient.
While the hotel is not luxurious, our room was clean and
the staff very pleasant. There are a ton of things to do
on Sepulveda and restaurants galore, so it was an
excellent place to stay and one that we will enjoy again
in the future.
Thursday, August 20th, 2009; Los Angeles to
Anchorage, Alaska

Alaska Visitor's Center
in Anchorage
We caught our early morning flight on Alaska Airlines,
which was a non-stop flight to Anchorage and arrived
shortly before noon. After claiming our luggage we
grabbed a taxi to the Sheraton Anchorage Hotel. Since
there was only one room available, we checked in and
stored our luggage in the room and headed out to grab
some lunch. Focused on finding the best restaurants in
Anchorage, we started asking locals where the best place
for lunch was. The huge majority directed us to the
White Spot Café (www.WhiteSpotCafe.com).
This spot was enjoying its 50th consecutive
year in business and I suspect it will have a 100th.
The food is excellent despite the fact that it is a
small café with a couple of tables and counter seats.
This place is truly a “must do” if you are having lunch
in Anchorage.
I spent the afternoon exploring Anchorage and taking
pictures for the review in ePortReviews.com. After
walking for miles, I returned to the Sheraton Hotel to
relax before going to dinner. While the Sheraton Hotel
is an excellent hotel, it is poorly located to take
advantage of Anchorage’s tourist area. A much better
choice is the Hilton Hotel right in the middle of
things. We had decided to locate the very best
restaurant for dinner in Anchorage, but we could not get
reservations, as it was full for the evening. The runner
up was the Glacier Brewhouse Restaurant (www.GlacierBrewhouse.com)
and it was terrific. If this place was the second
runner up, then the favorite seafood restaurant of the
Simon and Seaforts Restaurant (http://www.r-u-i.com/sim/)
must have been outstanding! After walking back to our
hotel, we were all bushed and went to bed.
Friday, August 21st,
2009;
Anchorage to
Seward by Train

The Seward Train
Station
We had booked ourselves on the train from Anchorage to
Seward and were up early for the taxi transfer to the
train station. This is the only way to travel to Seward
in my opinion. Sure it makes for a long day, but you see
so much in such an enjoyable fashion on the train that
it is one of the highlights of the cruise itself. You
check your luggage at the train station in Anchorage and
it is transported via luggage truck to the ship in
Seward and while you arrive on the train around noon,
the luggage does not show up until approximately 4pm and
is then loaded onto the ship and delivered to your
stateroom.
IMPORTANT:
Be sure that you have all of your documentation with you
in your carry-on. This includes your passport and cruise
documentation. You will not be allowed to board the ship
if you have placed your passport into your checked
luggage until your gab is retrieved and your passport
presented while checking in.
We explored Seward for a few hours and then decided to
have a late lunch at Ray’s in the harbor area of Seward
before boarding the ship. As luck would have it,
Joanie’s brother had placed his passport in his checked
luggage, but was able to retrieve it since the luggage
had just arrived from Anchorage. After waiting an hour
or so for the cruise line to find his bag, we boarded
the ship without incident. The Seward cruise terminal is
very efficient and the check in process painless. We
boarded just in time for the dreaded life boat drill.
Jacketless Lifeboat Drill:
Kudos to Royal Caribbean for instituting a life boat
drill where one does not have to wear their life boat
jacket. This made the entire process so much more
enjoyable. There were no jerks blowing their whistles,
pulling their friends around by the loop on the neck, no
one tripping over the straps of the person in front of
them that has taken their life jackets off and are
dragging the straps behind them. All in all, it made the
life boat drill tolerable.
We were located on deck two in an inside cabin (which I
would pay a premium for because of the lack of light)
and were unpacked and ready to cruise by the time dinner
came around. We met the rest of our family for a
cocktail and then went into the restaurant tp our
assigned table. Our family had just returned from a
cruise on the Carnival Splendor and had experienced one
of the best waiters that I hav personally had. He had
our wine waiting for us already poured when we sat down
and also was very knowledgeable about their menu and
always suggested the perfect items.
We started by ordering our wine. I like a chardonnay,
Joanie like Sauvignon Blanc, Sue likes a different
chardonnay than I do and Phil would share a bottle with
Sue sometimes, or order his own other times. So, we
would simply order our own bottles and enjoy them night
after night. I love fish and asked our waiter which fish
was better the salmon or the halibut that was being
offered on the menu. The waiter suggested that the
salmon was the best choice for the evening and that it
would not appear on the menu fo the balance of the
cruise. I ordered it, as did Sue. Eventually our bottles
of wine arrived and the waiter had a difficult time
making sure that the right bottle went to the right
person. When the salmon arrived, it was obvious that the
waiter had “sold” it to us as it was not fresh and was
overcooked to the point of almost not being eatable. It
was buried in onions and clearly was the last possible
night it could have been safely served. Sue sent hers
back and I took a bite of mine, Having had some
wonderful halibut at Ray’s earlier, I didn’t mind not
eating the salmon, but made a mental note to never ask
the waiter again, as suggesting fish that was clearly
lousy cost him his credibility.
He then took my bottle of chardonnay and toured it into
Joanie’s Sauvignon Blanc, Sue’s chardonnay, Phil’s
chardonnay and finally poured what few drops were left
into my glass. It was then that I realized what he had
done. What an idiot!
Understand that I am Diamond Plus on Royal Caribbean and
Joanie and I could not wait for the rest of our family,
who are Carnival people to experience how much better
Royal Caribbean was than Carnival. This was completely
embarrassing. We sailed at 9pm.
Saturday, August 22nd, 2009; Hubbard Glacier

Hubbard Glacier
Panorama
I had brought my computer and spent most of the day in
the cabin working after having a mediocre breakfast in
the Windjammer and then a quick lunch there also. After
we had arrived at Hubbard Glacier in the late afternoon
I went on top of the ship to check it out. The Captain
had managed to get closer to the glacier than I had ever
been before and it was simply beautiful. I watched as an
entire slab much higher than the top of the ship fell
from the face of the glacier and everyone squealed with
excitement. I would say that the ship was no more than
150 yards from the face of Hubbard Glacier and the water
between the ship and the glacier was completely clear of
ice. It was beautiful indeed.

The Face of Hubbard
Glacier
We visited the Concierge Lounge to find my old friend
Juan was the Concierge. Juan has such a wonderful way
with people and is extremely knowledgeable regarding
making things happen on the Radiance (or any ship that
he is on). We had him make reservations for us at
Portofino’s Specialty Restaurant for Monday evening. The
Concierge Lounge is just one of the many benefits of
being a Diamond member in Royal Caribbean’s Loyalty
program. The lounge is open in the evening with an open
bar and hot and cold appetizers. There is also a
cappuccino machine available all day long.
Dinner brought more of the same from our waiter. It
became crystal clear that this guy was an incompetent
buffoon that needed to be micro managed if we were to
enjoy our meals. I requested that he put our bottles of
wine next to the person actually drinking them so as to
avoid the mistake he continually made. This guy had no
clue that wines shouldn’t be blended with other wines. I
must say that the food quality on the Radiance was not
up to par with the dozens of other Royal Caribbean
cruises and the service was no where near my past
experiences.
Sunday, August 23rd, 2009;
Juneau, Alaska

St. Nicholas Church,
Juneau
One of my agendas on this cruise was to take pictures to
update the port reviews on ePortReviews.com. I was off
the ship early to get some shots, but unfortunately it
was raining steadily so I returned to the ship to wait
the rain out. After a couple of hours, we again
disembarked to more acceptable weather and enjoyed
Juneau’s sights. I was sorry to learn that the famous
Phineas Poon of Red Dog Saloon fame had passed away
three weeks before our visit, as he was certainly one of
the things that made Juneau so wonderful. The Red Dog
was still full of people and there was honky tonk music
being played, but without Phineas, it wasn’t the same.
After some shopping we decided to visit Juneau’s Hanger
on the Wharf Restaurant for some halibut and chips. We
were on a quest to find the best food in Alaska and this
is one of my favorite restaurants. It was great!
Monday, August 24th, 2009;
Skagway, Alaska

Downtown Skagway
We arrived in Skagway right on schedule and drew the
coal pier right in downtown Skagway. I was off early to
take some photos and eventually went back to meet the
rest of the family. We explored the shopping and
surrounding areas, especially enjoying the salmon run up
the small creek that made its way through Skagway. One
of the biggest benefits of taking a late summer cruise
is that the salmon run is in full swing and there are
millions of salmon making their way up every river,
stream, brook and waterway imaginable. The small creek
that runs through Skagway was chock full of large salmon
trying to spawn. It is an unbelievable sight to see
these fish swimming up a creek so small that it would
look to be difficult for even the smallest to survive
there.
Another major benefit of taking a late summer cruise is
that the stores are all having major sales to deplete
their inventory for the winter. The vast majority of
shops in Skagway are only open during the summer cruise
season and do everything possible to rid themselves of
inventory for the year. Expect huge savings on all
items. It is a well known fact that they last cruise of
the year visiting these cities are treated to give-away
prices and us reason enough to take the cruise if you
are Christmas present shopping for trying to add to your
winter wardrobe. Skagway is everyone’s favorite city
with its gold rush heritage, wood plank sidewalks and
false front buildings.
After showering and getting ready for dinner, Joanie and
I went to the Concierge Lounge for a cocktail and then
on to our dinner reservation at Portofino’s. Portofino’s
has always been one of our favorite restaurants on Royal
Caribbean. I have enjoyed dining in Portofino’s numerous
times and always had a wonderful experience. Excellent
service, creative presentation and high quality have
been the norm. Joanie and I arrived at the restaurant
and were promptly seated. From this point forward it was
a downward spiral. We had wine left over from the main
restaurant and it took the waiter 30-minutes to retrieve
it. We finally place our order, but there was a
significant delay in the arrival of each course. The
shrimp cocktail was excellent, the salad wilted, but the
entrée was downright horrible. In past visits I always
order the Tiger Shrimp entrée and it is prepared
uniquely being stacked in a very creative way. The
shrimp themselves were large, fresh and cooked to
perfection. The shrimp that I was served were small,
overcooked and the presentation looked more like I was
dining at a fast food joint. The food was disappointing,
to say the least.
But, it was the staff in the restaurant that pretty much
ruined our dining experience. They clearly were close
friends and felt that by being loud and laughing,
everyone would enjoy it. When they sang a Happy Birthday
or Anniversary song, they did it loudly to the point of
being obnoxious. It was like they were trying to mock
the person being subjected to the song. Singing out of
key seemed to be the most important thing and the
presentation was so insincere it was embarrassing. Our
waiter in particular was more concerned with being a
part of the “clique” in the restaurant than in serving
our dinner. Our entrée was delayed because he was
involved with talking with his friends for about ten
minutes laughing and joking with them. I couldn’t wait
for dinner to be over. Joanie and I declined dessert and
coffee and simply asked for our bill. Instead of our
bill, one of the other waiters came over to sing us a
song. Since we did not have any special occasion, he
decided to sing some bogus song out of key and we felt
as if he was intentionally trying to irritate us. Thank
God he stopped halfway through. We eventually received
our bill and left the restaurant. I noticed that
Porofino’s was not well each night when we walked by and
it came as no surprise to me.
I was able to dismiss the low quality of waiter that we
had in the main restaurant as simply an anomaly in Royal
Caribbean’s otherwise excellent service structure, but
the experience that we had had in Potorfino’s led me to
believe that the management of the Radiance’s
restaurants is simply not doing their job. I have never
worked in a restaurant in my life, but I could improve
the level of service in Portofino’s in ten-minutes. Too
bad, as it is obviously costing the ship money, as no
one is going to pay to be abused more than once. This
was borne out by the weak attendance in the alternative
restaurants during the cruise.
Tuesday, August 25th, 2009;
Icy Straight
Point, Alaska

Icy Straight Point
Forest Trail
As this was my first visit, I had read several bad
reviews of Icy Straight Point and was curious to
experience the port. Most of the reviewers said that it
was “sterile” and “like a cruise line’s private island”.
While the initial experience of visiting Icy Straight
Point does seem focused on piurchasing tee shirts and
other souvenirs, I found the people fascinating. Once
leaving the shopping area and walking into the adjoining
town of Hoonah (about a mile away from the tender
wharf), you are treated to a wonderful outdoor
relationship with Alaska. You will see animals, birds
and sea life in abundance. The rugged mountains fall
directly into the ocean and the forest is thick with
waterfalls every now and then. Hoonah itself is an
authentic Alaskan village complete with unique
characters. I saw Icy Straight Point this way. For those
that stay right in the vicinity of the port, yes, it is
like a private island, only if they reached out to the
people working there, they would find the true spirit of
the people in the region. If they reached out into the
surrounding areas, they would find it unique and
wonderful in every way. I really liked my visit to Icy
Straight Point and would go back again and again.
Back on the ship we fell into our normal evening
routine. Freshen up, cocktails in the Concierge Lounge,
meet our relatives for another cocktail and then on to
dinner. Two of our dinner mates were a young couple that
had treated the wife’s mother, father and brother to the
cruise. I suspect that we overwhelmed them, as starting
tonight, only the young couple continued to come to
dinner. And, they were wonderful. They were both
doctors, but more important, they were also travelers.
We had a great time talking travel with them and
enjoying their experiences.
Our waiter continued his inept attempt at servicing our
table and I must say, I never felt sorry for him for one
iota. The guy should have been in the kitchen, not
serving tables.
Wednesday, August 26th, 2009;
Ketchikan,
Alaska

Ketchikan Eagle
I think that this particular itinerary, doing a
southbound with Royal Caribbean is probably the best
that there is. It is certainly the best that Alaska has
to offer and a visit to Ketchikan is a great “last stop”
before heading to Vancouver. As usually, I got off the
ship early to take some pictures before meeting up with
my family. We decided to walk straight through to the
fish hatchery and enjoy the robust salmon run up
Ketchikan Creek. We walked past the shopping areas to
the foot of Creek Street and then climbed Creek Street
watching the salmon fight their way up the increasing
rapids. Near the top of Creek Street, the salmon were
trying to jump extreme rapids with very few making it.
The citizens of Ketchikan have built a “salmon ladder”
along side of the creek to enable those salmon that find
it to climb the ladder to the creek that waited above
the rapids. Our family enjoyed this process to no end
and stayed for about an hour taking pleasure in the
experience. Once at the fish hatchery, we turned our
attention of making our way to the Arctic Bar and Burger
Queen to enjoy some Alaskan Amber and Halibut and Chips.
Folks, if you do nothing else on your visit to
Ketchikan, be sure to enjoy Burger Queen’s Halibut and
Chips. They will make your entire cruise.
Wanting to do a special report on how to do Totem Bight
State Park and Saxman Native Village On Your Own for
ePortReviews.com I left my family and headed for the bus
stop to begin my adventure. You can read about it HERE.
Back on the ship, we continued our routine, however on
this evening when our waiter poured my wine into
everyone’s glass again, we decided to try Chops Grille
for our last night on the ship. We had absolutely no
problem getting a reservation and while I was very
apprehensive given our experiences so far, it would have
to be better than dealing with our waiter in the main
restaurant.
Thursday, August 27th, 2009; Cruising the
Inside Passage

Cruising the Inside
Passage
We had a wonderful day cruising the inside passage. Sue
and Tom had a suite with a balcony, so their cabin
became party central for the day. I worked most of the
day, but enjoyed the fact that I was getting much done.
Those that were watching saw all types of marine life
including Orcas, Humpback Whales, Dolphin, Sea Lions and
more. By the time dinner rolled around, we met in the
Schooner Bar for a cocktail and then entered the
restaurant. While we were just about the only ones in
the restaurant, dinner unfolded without a hitch. The
food was excellent, the service wonderful and the
overall experience redeeming for Royal Caribbean.
Understand that I am a Diamond Plus member on Royal
Caribbean and have completed 41 cruises on Celebrity
Cruise lines. I do not care for Carnival at all. Yet,
this same group of family cruised Carnival earlier this
year during the Swine Flu debacle and I would have to
say that the overall experience was better on Carnival.
Our waiter was 50-times more professional than on Royal
Caribbean, the food was a smudge better. The wine
pricing and service was 10-times better and while
Carnival’s alternative restaurant sucked because of
“wine boy” trying to sell bottles of wine and an over
abundance of inferior quality food, it was much better
overall than Portofino’s on the Radiance.
I was/am shocked!
Friday, August 28th, 2009;
Vancouver, Canada

Downtown Vancouver from
Stanley Park
We arrived in Vancouver right on schedule and were able
to disembark with no hassle. Since Royal Caribbean sails
in and out of the Ballantyne cruise terminal, one has to
take a taxi to their hotel for the evening (if they have
decided to stay in Vancouver rather than heading
straight home). Vancouver is one of Earth’s most
wonderful cities and would always suggest that everyone
spend at least one evening in Vancouver getting to know
the city. I spent the day taking pictures for the review
in ePortReviews.com and then our family went to one of
our all-time favorite restaurants for dinner. If you
have not enjoyed Joe Fortes in Vancouver, make it a
point to do so on your next trip.
Saturday, August 29th,
2009; Vancouver to Los Angeles
Our flight home was on time and quick an before we knew
it we were on our way to San Diego and our home.
Post Script
In retrospect while our family had a wonderful time on
the cruise, it was obvious that the Radiance of the Seas
was not up-to-par with other ships that I have sailed in
the Royal Caribbean fleet. Everyone understands that low
pricing has to be subsidized by cutting somewhere and I
believe that all cruise lines have had to cut the
quantity and quality of food, entertainment and
amenities to make ends meet, however it does not cost
one cent more to provide quality service. Indifferent,
or worse, intentionally incompetent should not be
allowed, as this will kill loyalty faster than anything.
If I ran the Radiance of the seas, I would take a long
hard look at the management of the restaurants for ways
to improve their level of service and performance.
The Ship
The Cruise